MR INFERNO
Is a living dead punk rocker who can get away with any atrocity because he's already dead (like his hero Sid Vicious). Every bad thort that enters his maggot infested brain is impulsively acted out for his own twisted amusement and sick pleasure. "If it feels good just do it" is Mr I's personal mantra. Not that he has any feelings, y'dig?

CURRENT STATUS:
Makes an occasional appearance in Savage Pencil's Trip Or Squeek strip in the back pages of Wire magazine.

DEAD DUCK
Is a foul fowl with an attitude problem, a sex urge and an illegal drug and alcohol addiction that is almost impossible to describe. Birthed from the bloated 60s rock hedonism that spawned rock monster Jim Morrison, Dead Duck distortedly reflects modern consumerism in all its gory glory.

CURRENT STATUS:
Out for the count after contracting a particularly nasty strain of avian flu.
WOLFINK
Is a complete retard with an appetite for destruction. A sick mix of Wile E Coyote and Ed "Newt" Newton's original Rat Fink design, this vulpine vagrant eats raw trash!

CURRENT STATUS:
Last seen with his snout buried in a pile of decay and detritus - the notion that he might one day appear in a comic of his own is still a possibility. Meanwhile his distant beatnik cuzzin Wülf regularly appears in Trip Or Squeek